T.E.A. is a slightly raunchy slapstick comic about three spies contracted to do work for a mysterious character known only as "The Director". But The Director isn't the only one with secrets - each member of the team has their own reasons for signing away their lives to become members of T.E.A., and they'll do anything to keep their high-profile, low-brow jobs. Will our heroes(?) prevail? Or will their pasts come back to bite them sooner than they think?